{"product_id":"witch-of-the-week-satisfaction-guaranteed-signed-includes-double-sided-bookmark-and-art-print","title":"Witch of the Week: Satisfaction Guaranteed SIGNED (Includes Double Sided Bookmark and Art Print)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePlease Note: Books for Witch of the Week behave like a pre-order. These are books that will be ordered from the author once the week concludes. Expect about a 2-3 week delay and an additional 5-7 day processing time. If unexpected delays occur or it looks like the initial delay will be longer that 3 weeks, this will be communicated. Now, enjoy this week's selection and happy hunting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlana Darling has a good life. A great one, some might say. At just twenty-seven she owns the most popular bakery in her small mountain town, has a mostly positive relationship with her family, and a roster of friends that she can count on to hide a body if the need arises. Her biggest problem? She's still...a total virgin. Because, as luck would have it, even in a world inhabited by witches and vampires and minotaur-no amount of magic can seem to save her sex life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetween the strings of disappointing dates, her grandmother's ever-present lectures, and her birthday less than a month away, Alana is left feeling fed up and over waiting for her \"Mr. Right\". So when another particularly unsatisfying night of self care leads to an ad for services offering a sexy thrill of a paranormal kind (werewolves, and sirens, and shifters, oh my) Alana takes it as a sign to take charge of her own wants. It's Satisfaction Guaranteed, or her money back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut what happens when the anonymity she was hoping for isn't quite what fate had in mind?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eTropes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMonster Rom-Com \u003cbr\u003eSmall Town\u003cbr\u003eMutual Pining\u003cbr\u003eHidden Identity\u003cbr\u003eForced Proximity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eContent Warnings:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003espice, mentions of purity culture, spice work, mentions of off page parental death.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Samone Bailey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67774095982779,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/8913\/8333\/files\/Kiribookcoverfixed.webp?v=1792537903","url":"https:\/\/willowanddagger.com\/products\/witch-of-the-week-satisfaction-guaranteed-signed-includes-double-sided-bookmark-and-art-print","provider":"Willow \u0026 Dagger Bookshoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}